awwwww yes we do
- Wise words from my mom (via blogdesushi)
On the J train last night, I overheard a mom giving her 9-year-old daughter a similar pep-talk and it was awesome.(via broadist)
So women can wear beachwear all they want to football games, , but when men do it, they get kicked out? This is gender discrimination, folks.
It’s a damn shame. Such a fucking stupid double standard. Like for example, I can see a commercial about some woman in a bikini eating a burger with some football announcers saying how hot she is; not a peep from anyone. But when that Joe Boxer commercial came out where the guys jiggled their “bells” to the tune of Jingle Bells a bunch of people call it inappropriate.
If we sexualize women, why the fuck not men too?!
Seriously, though, who even reported that guy? Cause DAMN SON!
But, anyways to the real issues.
One of the biggest things that irks me is when men try to show how ridiculous the sexualization of women is by posing as provocatively it’s considered funny!
What the hell?
with these stupid gray little boxes any gif can be the surprise bitch gif
You’ve changed your own life.
Oh. My. God. Does this human being ever get any more perfect
ISN’T HE JUST SO WONDERFUL
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
everybody loves bacon
You’re just waiting for a vegan to comment aren’t you
no im watching supernatural
A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.
This would reduce so much unwanted book waste, you guys… this is brilliant. This is the future.
yes yeS YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book
was that necessary
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
WHY IS THIS PERSON A JANITOR
How the fuck is he writing in comic sans
This comic is so perfect
IM LAUGHING BC HTE TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO AN ACTUAL SHORT STORY
I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHORT STORY IT WAS THE FUCKING SHIT