a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
me trying to participate in sports
Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.
Misato, who has been previously hired by her High School to rid their auditorium of pigeons, asserts that her falcon, Momotaro, will get the job done.
“The falcon is a divine punishment against crows. When their eyes meet the glare of the falcon, they will definitely not return” she says without a single doubt in her mind.
Japan’s Schoolgirl Falconer Is Incredibly Badass [Japanator]
that quote omfg lmao
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
Ghetto Dora the explora in the hood
Starkid Takes Manhattan, April 12, 2014
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or