slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

mercutiolicious:

corahale:

no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat

weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance of isaac being fucking fab

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

josephasfoury:

sext: are you there